If You Want to go to Heaven...
...sell your SUV.
Alas -- the days of eco-friendliness being a mantra mainly chanted by "liberals" has passed. Thanks to Pope Benedict XVI and our environmentally conscious clergy at the Vatican, polluting the earth is officially a sin. The Vatican itself has made many efforts to make their space "green," and in a seperate article specifically on climate change, the Vatican encouraged worldwide participation of eco-friendly measures by Catholics and non-Catholics alike. So, I encourage you to measure your actions in the likeness of Christ and reduce your personal carbon footprint. Afterall, Jesus didn't need to drive a Range Rover.
I have to go look for my Birkenstocks now.
Love,
Emma Dilemma
Author's Note: This was originally an email sent to a select few on March 10, 2008. In fact, it was the positive feedback from this email that inspired this blog and is posted here in response to multiple fan requests.
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